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DOC - WELCOME TO ALFA ACTA'S HOME DEFENCE INSTITUTE
ALFA ACTA HOME DEFENSE INSTITUTE OFFICE OF ADMISSIONS - OFFER OF APPOINTMENT
Dear Candidate {Contestant},
On behalf of the McJohnson family, we offer you a conditional appointment to the Operational Readiness Program at ALFA ACTA's Home Defense Institute.
Your performance in The Arena demonstrates the vigilance and healthy suspicion appropriate in candidates who will be defending their homes and property.
Candidates must live up to the McJohnson Standard. That means treating all visitors as unexpected. Even when they are expected.
You will study Perimeter Integrity, Advanced Door Answering, Defensive Landscaping, Residential Escalation, and Applied Neighbor Studies at the Institute.
Final appointment is conditional upon satisfactory performance and the personal approval of Grandma McJohnson.
Congratulations,
ALFA ACTA HOME DEFENSE INSTITUTE
DOC - IF THEY GET INSIDE
HARD PASS™ A Grandma McJohnson Guide to Unwanted Company
Company’s like rain. While a little can be welcome, too much and you’ve got a problem.
FORTIFY Latch the gate. Lock the door. Mind the windows. Remember, good fences save many awkward conversations.
PREPARE Know your exits. Keep what you need close. Pa kept a flashlight by the bed and a shovel by the door. Said between the two, most problems got sorted.
RESTORE Once the trouble’s gone, put things back the way you found ’em. Except the locks. Change all those.
REMEMBER: You don’t have to be rude. But you do have to be ready to be rude.
HARD PASS™
Hospitality Has Limits.
AUDIO LOG - Knock Right Back
TRANSCRIPTION
Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For home defense, press 1. For corporate restructuring, press 2. For weddings and private functions, press 3.
You have selected: Funeral.
Caller: Ah, shit.
Automated Voice: For a traditional horde, press 1. For ceremonial cavalry... Thank you. 11 authentic sack-and-pillage experiences have been added.
Caller: Oh, come on!
Automated Voice: For child-friendly pillaging, press 1
Good luck!
DOC - PROTECTING YOUR PERIMETER
HENDERSON v. ALFA ACTA
EXCERPTS FROM TRIAL TRANSCRIPT
FRANK HENDERSON, previously sworn.
CROSS-EXAMINATION
BY MS. REED, COUNSEL FOR ALFA ACTA:
Q. No one at ALFA ACTA agreed to pay you for mowing the disputed strip. Correct?
A. I didn’t know I was mowing it for ALFA ACTA. Q. You believed it belonged to you.
A. Yes.
Q. So you’re asking my client to pay for your mistake?MR. COLE, COUNSEL FOR HENDERSON: Objection. Argumentative.
THE COURT: Sustained. Rephrase.
BY MS. REED:
Q. After the survey established ownership, did you stop maintaining the strip?
A. No.
Q. You continued mowing it?
A. Someone had to.
Q. Your neighbor, Senior McJohnson, offered to do it. Is that correct?
A. He offered, yes.
Q. And you refused?
A. He cuts too low. I’ve told him. You get one dry week and the whole thing goes brown.
Q. But you refused his offer.
A. I’ve just explained why.
MS. REED: Nothing further.
[Excerpt resumes at the court’s ruling.]
THE COURT: Mr. Henderson, you have not established that ALFA ACTA requested this work or agreed to compensate you. Judgment is entered for the defendant.
MR. HENDERSON: Then they can mow it.
THE COURT: That concludes the matter.
MR. HENDERSON: An inch and a half. Tell whoever they send.
AUDIO LOG - Now on Nuclear Family TV!
TRANSCRIPTION
Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For our standard 12-man horde, press 1. For specialist personnel, press 2.
You have selected: Oglach the Destroyer.
Caller: What?
Automated Voice: Oglach cannot be canceled once awakened.
Caller: Wait, what?
Automated Voice: For your safety, please remove all mirrors from the property.
Caller: Oh, mother of...
Automated Voice: Please do not attempt to hide. It excites him. Don't stare at him directly.
AUDIO LOG - Know Thy Neighbors
TRANSCRIPTION
Automated Voice: Welcome back to ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For new orders, press 1. For complaints and refunds, press 2.
Please state your complaint.
Caller: They... they took care of the wrong family!
Automated Voice: Did they also take care of the right family?
Caller: Yeah, they did...
Automated Voice: Then your order was fulfilled.
Caller: What?
Automated Voice: A replacement family, free of charge, is on its way. Thank you for calling.
Caller: Thank you...
DOC - BRING YOUR OWN BARRICADE
SUBJECT: FWD: B.Y.O.B. - MEGA HAULER SMASHFEST! FROM: Truck McJohnson
Yo! {Contestant}! Thanks for hyping the housewarming. You got people talking, so I figured you oughta be there when we tear the place up. See you tonight!
Truck
---------- FORWARDED MESSAGE ----------
YOOOOO!!!
What’s cooking, peeps? It’s your favorite OSPUZE stunt master, TRUCK! And I got three words for y’all: MEGA HAULER SMASHFEST!
Bring your own Barricade, grab a Mega Mace, and haul ass over to TRUCK’S MC-VR WORKSHOP! We got big rigs crushing cars, Mega Maces busting stuff up, stupid big jumps, fire where there probably shouldn’t be fire, and enough horsepower to make your grandpappy proud!
It’s a rage room come true, but with four wheel drive!
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: Truck’s VR Workshop, past the Retro Café, across from Big Earl’s Bait & Tackle
BRING: Your Own Barricade
WEAR: Something impact and fire resistant
RESPAWN: Credits available. Bring busted gear to the workshop and I’ll throw in 3 FREE RESPAWN CREDITS!
If it ain’t broken, HIT IT HARDER!
See you in the pit!
Truck
AUDIO LOG - A Brotherly Business
TRANSCRIPTION
JUNIOR: Are you kidding me, Truck? You bought an entire company without consulting me and then you igno-
TRUCK: and then I made us a whole lot of money.
JUNIOR: I’m still talking.
TRUCK: Baby, Bath and Ballistics is flourishing, and you know it. You’re just pissed cause it wasn’t YOUR idea.
JUNIOR: I’m pissed because you never grow up!
TRUCK: Oh bla bla bla..
JUNIOR: You’re impulsive, irresponsible and still treating my company as your playground.
TRUCK: Oh come on!
JUNIOR: It’s the bicycle all over again.
TRUCK: The bicy-... That was twenty years ago, let it go already!
JUNIOR: It was MY bicycle! You stole it and traded it for a damn goat!
TRUCK: I was trying to...
JUNIOR: Trying to what?
TRUCK: Alright fine… but that goat is the reason we’re all here today.
JUNIOR: No, it’s the reason I still go to therapy!
TRUCK: Therapy? Dad calls a goat ‘the son I always wanted’ ONE time-
JUNIOR: There. Was. A. Portrait!
TRUCK: Okay okay… The portrait might have been too much. And I shouldn’t have stolen your bike…. There, I said it.
JUNIOR: You know what… Good luck with your new investment… See ya.
AUDIO LOG - Secure Your Block. Bring the H.E.A.T.
TRANSCRIPTION
Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For home defense, press 1.
Wonderful! You selected ""Surprise me."" Cancellation would spoil the surprise.
Caller: Uh, what?
Automated Voice: Please stop pressing buttons. We already know what you want.
Caller: What the...
Automated Voice: We've known since you were nine. Your surprise is on its way.
Caller: No, no, no, no!
DOC - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION I
VAIIYA CUSTOMER SUPPORT - CALL TRANSCRIPT
AGENT: Thank you for holding. You were calling about your husband?
CALLER: Yes. He bit me when I tried to get him out from behind the fridge. He’s pulled it right off the wall. I don’t know how he got in there.
AGENT: I’m bringing up his chip status. Has he eaten anything unusual?
CALLER: Half a cereal box. The actual box. There’s nothing wrong with the cereal, I bought it yesterday.
AGENT: And is he responding to his name?
CALLER: No. The microwave went off and he came running, though. Nearly knocked me over.
AGENT: Yes, I see the issue. His chip is running a laboratory calibration profile.
CALLER: What does that mean?
AGENT: It’s a reward-response program used during animal testing. It shouldn’t be available on a consumer chip.
CALLER: What animal?
AGENT: A rat.
CALLER: ...My husband’s behind the fridge because you’ve turned him into a rat?! Are you [REDACTED]
AGENT: Please calm down, ma'am, I can assure you his normal profile is still intact. I will restore it remotely. Can you get him within reach of your phone?\
CALLER: I just told you he bit me! AGENT: Try rustling the cereal bag. [Pause.]
CALLER: He’s... coming out. Martin? Good, yes, over here...
AGENT: Starting the restore. Please give him a piece.
CALLER: Can I put it in a bowl?
AGENT: Of course.
DOC - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION II
SIMULATION REVIEW - FAMILY CAMPING TRIP
★☆☆☆☆If I could rate this a 0/5 I would!!! booked this for a nice evening with the kids. We’re on our NINTH attempt because neither DISSUN station has fuel and my husband refuses to abandon the car. It is NOT OUR CAR! also someone stole our food again so now he’s drawn up a watch rota for next time. Apparently we’re doing a next time...
do NOT recommend this for families.
PS. I have Fun or Funds™ insurance through work, and I had ZERO fun so I’ll be claiming for all nine sessions. My husband says he’s enjoying it. He can file separately.
RESPONSE FROM PROVIDER
Dear valued participant, thank you for your feedback! We’re delighted to hear your family is engaging with the scenario.The fuel shortage is an intended challenge. In fact, it is the main challenge. Your progress is saved when you exit, including the vehicle.
We look forward to welcoming you back!
DOC - SERVING UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD JUST LIKE GRANDMA INTENDED.
GRANDMA McJOHNSON’S C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™
Serves 6. More if they know their manners.YOU’LL NEED:
1 lb mushrooms, chopped
1 onion, diced
2 cans cream of mushroom soup
2 cups sharp cheddar
1 bag frozen green beans
1 good handful fried onions
Salt, pepper, CHEDDAR CHARGE™ sauce to taste
Tater tots, enough to cover
1 sturdy baking dish with defensible sidesMETHOD
Brown the mushrooms and onion until they've given up most of their moisture.
Drain thoroughly. A soggy foundation never held anything worth protecting.
Stir in soup, beans, cheese and CHEDDAR CHARGE™ sauce.
Season generously.
Spread evenly in your baking dish.
Arrange the tater tots around the outside first. Secure the perimeter. Work inward until there are no gaps. Gaps invite trouble.Bake at 375° for 35 minutes.
Add fried onions and more cheddar.
Return to the oven until golden, bubbling, and inhospitable.Let stand five minutes. Keep an eye on it.
Grandma’s Note: A proper casserole has layers. So does a proper defense. If anybody reaches across the table before grace, use your judgment.
DOC - // CNS SIGNAL OVERRIDE DETECTED
---------------INTERCEPTED EMAIL--------------------
SUBJECT: CNS BREACH
FROM: Marcel
TO: Grandma McJohnsonMrs. McJohnson,
Please accept my personal apology for the CNS intrusion into ALFA ACTA operations. MultiCo should have caught it sooner.Our intelligence suggests this was not the work of any CNS faction we’ve encountered before. We’re calling these individuals “The Architects” for now.
I suspect you’d call them something slightly shorter.
VAIIYA has offered to conduct a full security review. I understand you have already declined. Twice.
For what it’s worth, I’ve instructed our people not to interfere with whatever precautions you consider appropriate. I know better than to tell a McJohnson how to secure her own house.
Again, you have my apologies.
MarcelP.S. Please thank Truck for his kind invitation to that housewarming party. I regret that I am otherwise engaged.
DOC - PROVE THAT GRANDMA KNOWS BEST.
INTERNATIONAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION MEMORANDUM, BOARD EYES ONLY
RE: ALFA ACTA / McJOHNSON RELATIONS
Following extensive consultation with Mrs. McJohnson, the Board recommends formally retiring the terms “excessive,” “dangerously disproportionate,” and “incompatible with normal residential life” from all future ALFA ACTA guidance.
This decision reflects our commitment to constructive dialogue and is in no way related to:
- Mrs. McJohnson’s 47 consecutive days of correspondence.
- The live Goo demonstration in the visitor parking lot.
- Her detailed assessment of each Board member’s home security.
- The photographs accompanying said assessment.
- Her observation that several of us “sleep awful close to a ground-floor window.”The Association therefore proposes burying the hatchet and establishing a new cooperative relationship with ALFA ACTA.
Mrs. McJohnson has graciously agreed.
Challenges
THE MCJOHNSON STANDARD
MAIN CHALLENGE - WELCOME TO ALFA ACTA'S HOME DEFENSE INSTITUTE
ALFA ACTA recognizes THE FINALS as the preeminent preparedness simulator. Every match tests a candidate's ability to anticipate threats, secure a perimeter, protect what matters and transition to offence from defense effectively.
These are the very skills that underpin successful home defense. Although our initial assessment reveals alarming gaps in your vigilance, the McJohnson family believes you have potential.
We have prepared an Offer of Appointment to the Operational Readiness Program at ALFA ACTA's Home Defense Institute, pending approval from Grandma McJohnson. Congratulations. Please report to the Arena for your baseline training evaluation.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Score 20 Eliminations or Assists |
| Win 1 match in any game mode |
| Block 1,500 damage with Dome Shield, Mesh Shield, Barricade, or Goo |
| Earn 1,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // Pike-556 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // SA1216 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // BFR Titan | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // FCAR | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // XP-54 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // LH1 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| SIGNED BY ALFA ACTA | EPIC
|
STICKER | "Less is not more. More is more" - Junior McJohnson | |
| ACT ACCORDINGLY CAP | RARE
|
HEADWEAR | You've been warned. | |
| FAMILY ISSUE HOODIE | RARE
|
UPPER BODY | Because preparedness runs in the family. | |
| FAMILY ISSUE T | RARE
|
UPPER BODY | Because preparedness runs in the family. |
UNEXPECTED COMPANY
MAIN CHALLENGE - IF THEY GET INSIDE
ALFA ACTA research shows most household intrusions begin innocently: "We'll only stay a minute." "Is that coffee I smell?" "Can we sit in the shade?"
Once they're inside, your perimeter has buckled. That's why every ALFA ACTA customer receives our HARD PASS™ home-defense protocol in a pocket-sized brochure.
A combat-proven three-step approach: Fortify. Prepare. Restore.
Head into the Arena and put HARD PASS™ to the test.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Deal 200 damage with quick melee |
| Deal 500 damage to opponents with Mines |
| Score 10 Eliminations from a distance of 20 meters or more |
| Earn 2,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // FAMAS | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| HARD PASS | EPIC
|
SPRAY | No appointment. No entry. No exceptions. | |
| FUNCTION FLIP | RARE
|
INSPECT // Frag Grenade | An answer to two questions: "will it work?" and "how cool can i look while checking?" | |
| HARD PASS | RARE
|
EMBLEM | No appointment. No entry. No exceptions. | |
| NEIGHBORLY & ARMED | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
THE PANIC BUTTON
SIDE CHALLENGE - WHEN IN DOUBT, PRESS FIRMLY.
Before automated turrets, predictive threat detection, and active residential countermeasures, there was one red button.
One press locked the doors, secured the windows, illuminated the property, and initiated the McJohnson Panic Procedure. Simple enough for any member of the family to operate. Effective enough so that unwanted guests rarely lingered to learn what happened next.
Some ideas don't need improving. They need scaling. Enter the Arena and simulate initiating the Panic Procedure.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Glitch 6 opponents in a single match |
| Deal 250 damage to opponents with gas in a single match |
| Deal 250 damage to opponents with fire in a single match |
| Eliminate 10 opponents in a single match |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // C4 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| HOME SWEET SILO | RARE
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BACKGROUND | Why settle for a traditional home defense system when you can own the launch codes? |
FRONT-DOOR SECURITY
MAIN CHALLENGE - KNOCK RIGHT BACK
ALFA ACTA knows incursions rarely begin with someone yelling "Home Invasion!" More commonly, they start with promotional samples, the smell of baked goods, or with seemingly innocuous statements like "there's a package here for you."
Charity workers. Meter readers. Long-lost cousins. The list goes on. Negative.
The Arena is no different. Protect what matters with the Ding-Dong D.E.NY.™ Protocol: Detect, Engage, NullifY. Head into the Arena and make your opponents regret they ever came knocking.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Score 20 Eliminations from a distance of 3 meters of less |
| Detect 30 opponents |
| Glitch or nullify 20 opponents |
| Earn 3,500 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // Proximity Sensor | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // Sonar Grenade | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // SR-84 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| FUNCTION FLIP | RARE
|
INSPECT // Sonar Grenade | An answer to two questions: "will it work?" and "how cool can I look while checking?" |
LAWN & ORDER™
MAIN CHALLENGE - PROTECTING YOUR PERIMETER
Every property ends somewhere. Sadly, the same isn't true of meddlesomeness. Lost footballs. Joggers. Dog walkers. Neighbors shortcutting across your lawn. Slippery incursions that balloon into invasions when boundaries aren't enforced.
You sense this. You know this.
The good news is that countless homeowners trust ALFA ACTA's LAWN & ORDER™ defense package, featuring the tried and trusted ALFA ACTA M60 for reliable everyday perimeter maintenance. Take it into the Arena and mow down any pesky boundary confusion.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Lockbolt or Winch Claw 15 opponents |
| Eliminate opponents close to your team's Cashout Station 20 times |
| Deal 2,000 damage with M60 |
| Earn 6,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | LEGENDARY
|
SKIN // M60 | Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable. | |
| PORCH PATROL | LEGENDARY
|
EMOTE | Keeping the neighborhood safe, one gentle rock at a time. | |
| DO NOT CROSS | RARE
|
SPRAY | The property line is not a suggestion. | |
| LAWN ENFORCER | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
RENT A HORDE™
SIDE CHALLENGE - NOW ON NUCLEAR FAMILY TV!
Living alone? Outnumbered? Perimeter looking a little understaffed? Put ALFA ACTA on speed dial. RENT A HORDE™ delivers a coordinated force straight to your door, ready to protect, support, and overwhelm on demand.
Grandma's taking her best students to Nuclear Family TV to shoot the commercial. Enter the Arena, become the Horde, and give them footage worth airing.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Revive 10 teammates |
| Eliminate an opponent who eliminated your teammate |
| Restore a total of 1,200 Halth to teammates |
| Deal 3,000 damage to opponents with Melee weapons |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| FORK FORCE | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // Spear | Standard equipment for independent siege professionals. Benefits not included. | |
| SURGE PRICING | EPIC
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BACKGROUND | Set your own hours. Bring your own torch. |
THE OTHER FAMILY
MAIN CHALLENGE - KNOW THY NEIGHBORS
According to the National Homeowner Preparedness Association, 7 in 10 families believe their next-door neighbors pose a threat. ALFA ACTA considers this estimate dangerously optimistic. The remaining 3 in 10 are presumably very gullible.
Fortunately, we've prepared a simulation for this type of situation featuring a neighboring family every bit as vigilant, well-equipped, and deeply suspicious as your own. Enter the Arena and settle the property dispute the old-fashioned way.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Place 25 Barricades |
| Deal 600 damage with the Guardian Turret |
| Deal 200,000 destruction damage |
| Earn 3,500 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // SH1900 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| ROUND REVIEW | EPIC
|
INSPECT // SH1900 | Inspect the details. Deliver the result. | |
| SUNDAY BEST | EPIC
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HEADWEAR | You're almost family now. Try to look presentable. | |
| COUNTRY KEEPSAKE | RARE
|
CHARM | Every family holds onto something. |
DINNER & DOCTRINE
SIDE CHALLENGE - A FAMILY TRADITION.
Every year, the McJohnsons gather for mandatory family dinner. And every year, Grandma's grandchildren turn it into a competition: which sibling can best teach the next generation of ALFA ACTA candidates?
Loretta McJohnson, Junior and Truck's little sister, has never lost. She doesn't plan to start now.
This year, she picked you.
Learn Loretta's defense doctrine in the Arena and keep her winning streak intact.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Score 20 Eliminations with Assault Rifles or the Flamethrower |
| As a team, get 15 team wipes |
| Complete 10 successful Cashouts |
| Eliminate opponents close to your team's Cashout Station 15 times |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // Lockbolt | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // P90 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| IN GOOD STANDING | EPIC
|
HANDS | You came for dinner. You left with responsibilities. | |
| SPIN DOCTOR | EPIC
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INSPECT // P90 | Make sure everything's ready to let loose. | |
| LORETTA'S CHOSEN | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
A WARM WELCOME
MAIN CHALLENGE - SECURE YOUR BLOCK. BRING THE H.E.A.T.
A truck with faded livery? Suspicious. A rowdy sorority party when there's no college nearby? Not likely. A garage sale that attracts outsiders to your block? Profoundly unsettling. A hot-air balloon carrying six unidentified men and a goat descending into your neighborhood? More common than you think.
ALFA ACTA developed the H.E.A.T.™ Response Plan to counter these very real scenarios. Did you know 87.6% of typical neighborhood threats are countered effectively by using overwhelming firepower?
Enter the Arena and put our latest plan through its paces: Hold territory. Expose threats. Arm defenses. Trouble still there? Light it up.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Deal 5,000 damage with RPG-7 or M134 Minigun |
| Set 50 opponents on fire |
| Detect 50 opponents |
| Earn 6,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| THE ESCALATOR | LEGENDARY
|
SKIN // RPG-7 | For disputes that require distance. Tactical launcher system. Escalation sold separately. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // Flamethrower | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. |
B.Y.O.B.™
SIDE CHALLENGE - BRING YOUR OWN BARRICADE.
Truck McJohnson just opened his own VR workshop where he intends to simulate real-world scenarios and rehearse his latest stunts. It's perfect for practicing the truck-fueled daredevilry he regularly performs for OSPUZE, but really, anything goes.
It's time to hold a housewarming party. What's the theme? BYOB™. Bring Your Own Barricade.
Now he just needs tough customers and forgiving guests.
Hit the Arena to promote the party, and help make Truck's new business Arena-famous.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Deal 150,000 damage to the environment with the C4 or Breach Charge |
| Block 8,000 damage with Barricades |
| Destroy or reshape 15 Gadgets or Specializations deployed by opponents |
| Deal 4,000 damage to opponents with Grenade Launchers |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | LEGENDARY
|
SKIN // Barricade | Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // Riot Shield | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| HEAVY TRUCKER | COMMON
|
TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
GRAND OPENING
SIDE CHALLENGE - A BROTHERLY BUSINESS.
Ramona called Truck with a business opportunity ISEUL-T had turned down. Before she'd finished explaining the commercial prospect, he'd bought Baby, Bath & Ballistics™ without consulting his brother, or more importantly, Grandma.
Truck calls it diversification. Junior says it's the reason Truck's company credit card is revoked.
But that's water under the bridge. Now Truck needs customers. Head into the Arena and make Baby, Bath & Ballistics™ a success even Junior can't argue with.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Restore 1,000 Health to teammates |
| Revive 15 teammates |
| Earn 150,000 Cash in total in any game mode |
| Score 20 Headshots from 15 meters away or more |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TEMPER TANTRUM | RARE
|
TACTICAL RELOAD // M60 | Who needs a reload when you can throw a tantrum? | |
| IN TRUCK WE TRUST | COMMON
|
TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™
MAIN CHALLENGE - SERVING UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD JUST LIKE GRANDMA INTENDED.
Trouble has a smell. It's not a pleasant one. And once it's in the neighborhood air, it tends to spread. A county fair. A bluegrass concert. A farmers market. A peaceful protest. Halloween.
Harmless community gatherings? Not a chance.
Grandma's cooking up a new lesson for the ALFA ACTA Home Defense School. Test C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™ in the Arena: Control with Goo. Arm Mines. Secure with Barricades. Suppress with Gas. Entrap with Lockbolts. Reinforce with Mesh Shield. Overwatch using the Guardian Turret. Lock the perimeter. Eliminate.
| Contracts |
|---|
| Earn 50,000 Combat Score in total |
| Earn 50,000 Support Score in total |
| Earn 50,000 Objective Score in total |
| Earn 10,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | LEGENDARY
|
SKIN // Guardian Turret | Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // Gas Mine | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // Explosive Mine | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // AKM | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // ARN-220 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
|
SKIN // MGL32 | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| GRANDMA'S FAVORITE | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
FAMILY EMERGENCY DRILL
SIDE CHALLENGE - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION I
A virus has compromised VAIIYA's behavioral chips. As a result, affected individuals exhibit extreme aggression, persistent biting, slurred or garbled speech and impaired coordination. But even more concerning, these folks no longer recognize established property lines! Authorities recommend boarding up windows and porches, locking doors and staying indoors. But that's just basic survival. We're beyond that, and Grandma wants to know you can do better. Enter the Arena, test ALFA ACTA's Family Emergency Loadout, contain the affected, and protect what matters.
| Contracts |
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| Win 3 rounds with a Flamethrower, M26 Matter, or Incendiary Grenade in your Loadout |
| Win 3 rounds with a Mine in your Loadout |
| Win 3 rounds with a Healing item in your Loadout |
| Win 3 rounds with a Melee Weapon in your Loadout |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // R .357 | Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable. | |
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | RARE
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DEPLOY // R .357 | From holster to action in the blink of an eye. | |
| BORN TO BALLISTICTS | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
FAMILY CAMPING TRIP
SIDE CHALLENGE - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION II
A global fuel outage has emptied DISSUN stores and dried up gas stations while you're away on a family camping trip. People are flooding into the wilderness for food and water, fighting for every last resource.
Your firearms are back home. Luckily, your camping G.E.A.R.™ isn't.
Grab a Sledgehammer. Equip Dual Blades. Arm a Riot Shield. Ready your Spear. And show Grandma that anything can be a defense tool in the hands of the prepared.
| Contracts |
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| Block 15,000 damage using Mesh Shield, Barricade, Dome Shield, or Riot Shield |
| Score 30 Eliminations using Melee Weapons |
| Interrupt opponents' movement 15 times using Winch Claw or Lockbolt |
| Detect 30 opponents |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| BREAKFAST CLUB | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // Sledgehammer | For the most important fight of the day. | |
| FIELD RATIONS | RARE
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LOWER BACK | Hot meals for cold nights and hostile environments. |
MODEL HOMEOWNER
MAIN CHALLENGE - PROVE THAT GRANDMA KNOWS BEST.
The International Homeowners Association has questioned whether ALFA ACTA's preparedness and defense practices are "excessive," "dangerously disproportionate," and "incompatible with normal residential life."
Grandma McJohnson respectfully disagrees. So she's invited their board to ALFA ACTA headquarters for a live demonstration using Goo, which clearly no one can complain is excessive, no matter how benign the neighborhood may seem.
You'll be representing the McJohnson Standard Practice in the Arena. The Association crowd is watching. Make Grandma proud.
Handler Comments
Grandma McJohnson: Dangerously disproportionate. Hogwash! Senior would've called that a compliment.
Sometimes the best way to settle an argument is simply to show folks how it's done. They'll be watching you in the Arena.
Grandma McJohnson: Now remember, sweetheart, these Association folks are our guests. So mind your manners.
No gloating. No pointing out obvious deficiencies in their personal security. And don't ask any of 'em how they got here without checking underneath their vehicle.
Grandma McJohnson: Well, sweetheart, I don't know if we changed the Association's mind, but we sure gave 'em something to talk about.
That's how it spreads, honey. One concerned homeowner at a time.
| Contracts |
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| Block 5,000 damage using Goo |
| Restore a total of 2,000 Health to teammates |
| Eliminate 3 opponents within 10 seconds |
| Destroy 15 projectiles using the APS Turret |
| Earn 10,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GENERATIONAL WEALTH | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // Goo Gun | Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // Goo Grenade | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. | |
| ALFA ACTA'S OWN | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
THE PRICE OF FEAR
SIDE CHALLENGE - CNS SIGNAL OVERRIDE DETECTED
ALFA ACTA teaches you to lock the door.
Watch the neighbors. Build the wall. Buy another turret.Funny how every new thing you're told to fear comes with something they're wiling to sell you.
Here's something ALFA ACTA doesn't measure: what happens when you stop being afraid of each other.
Open the door.Tear down the walls. Help someone back up. Fix your neighbour’s fence. They sell fear. You dont have to buy it.
| Contracts |
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| Feel Pain (Heal 1,500 health passively) |
| Seek Community (Use "Hello" Ping 5 times) |
| Tear down walls (Deal 200,000 destruction damage) |
| Minimize Waste (Deal 1,000 damage with SR-84) |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| WEATHER THE STORM | EPIC
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UPPER BODY | They taught us to feat the storm. We learned to face it together. |
MCJOHNSON APPROVED
MAIN CHALLENGE - SUPPER AT YOURS. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.
You've secured the home. Defended the property line. Watched over your neighbors. Prepared for the worst and proven that when trouble comes knocking, you don't just answer. You're ready.
There's not much left for ALFA ACTA to teach you.
Enter the Arena and put everything you've learned into practice. Show the world what McJOHNSON APPROVED looks like.
Then hurry home and set the table. The whole family's coming for dinner.
Handler Comments
Grandma McJohnson: Well now, sweetheart. Look how far you've come. You've shown me everything I needed to see.
So that's enough tests. Set the table, hun. We're coming for dinner. And yes, we'll knock!
Grandma McJohnson: You've heard enough from this old woman, honey. You know what to watch for. You know who to look after. And you know what to do when trouble comes knocking.
Go on. I'm watching.
Grandma McJohnson: Well, sweetheart... I reckon that's that. You've shown me everything I needed to see. Senior would've liked you. I know I do.
There's an old McJohnson heirloom I've been saving for the right person. Welcome to the family, honey.
| Contracts |
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| Interrupt an opponents stealing Cashout, 10 times |
| Earn a total of 500,000 Cash |
| Score 150 Eliminations or assists |
| Revive 35 teammates |
| Earn 10,000 FANS |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| OPERATIONAL DOCTRINE | LEGENDARY
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SPRAY | Policy in practice. | |
| THE FAMILY ARGUMENT | LEGENDARY
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SKIN // SA1216 | McJohnson family records mention this heirloom seventeen years before they mention indoor plumbing. | |
| LOADS OF TROUBLE | EPIC
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EMPTY RELOAD // SA1216 | More shells than sense. | |
| SPOTLESS RECORD | RARE
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INSPECT // SA1216 | Keep your weapon in pristine condition with an Arena-approved polish. | |
| SPOTLESS RECORD | COMMON
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TITLE | Wear it like Grandma's watching. |
NOT FOR COMPANY
SIDE CHALLENGE - P.E.A.C.E. CENTER SUBLEVEL CLEARANCE
There are parts of every home guests aren't expected to wander into. At ALFA ACTA headquarters, those parts begin five floors below ground.
Access to the lower P.E.A.C.E. Center is restricted to family members, authorized personnel, and individuals who have demonstrated sufficient judgment under simulated emergencies.
Please don't make us change the locks again. Complete your Arena assessment to gain access.
Handler Comments
Grandma McJohnson: Mama had one room we weren't allowed into without permission. Naturally, that made it the most interesting room in the house.
Grandma McJohnson: Now don't go getting too curious, honey. Most of what's downstairs is perfectly ordinary.
Emergency supplies. Archives. Testing facilities.
Most of it.
Grandma McJohnson: You passed, honey. That gets you through the first blast door. And before you ask, no, five floors down isn't the bottom.
Not even close.
| Contracts |
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| As a team, open 10 Vaults |
| Eliminate 30 opponents close to your Cashout |
| Detect 30 opponents |
| Set opponents on fire in a single match, 3 times |
| Icon | Name | Rarity | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| FAMILY FIRST | LEGENDARY
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OUTFIT | In a crisis, the McJohnsons protect their own. You know whose side you're on. | |
| CODE COMPLIANT | EPIC
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SKIN // Gas Grenade | Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances. |
Signature Plays
| Name | Description | Reward |
|---|---|---|
| Group Glitch | Glitch 2 or more opponents at the same time | 20 Fans |
| Trap Triggered | Score an Elimination using a Mine, or damage-dealing Deployable. | 70 Fans |
| Perimeter Held | Block 400 damage with a Mesh Shield, Riot Shield or Dome Shield | 5 Fans |
| Reclaimed Cashout | Score a Successful Cashout after stealing it back from an opposing Team. | 40 Fans |
| Rations | Heal 500 Damage to yourself or Teammates | 10 Fans |
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| Interception | Block 1 projectiles using APS Turret | 10 Fans |
| Home Defence | As a Team, score a Team Wipe while you own a Cashout | 70 Fans |
| Reuniter | Reach a Revive Streak of 2 within 20 seconds | 20 Fans |
| Back-to-back Cashout | Reach a Cashout Streak of 2 in the same round | 70 Fans |
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| Panopticon | Spot 3 Contestants using a Prox Sensor, Sonar Grenade, Tracking Dart or Manual Ping | 20 Fans |
| Grounded | Winch or Lockbolt a Mid-air Opponent | 40 Fans |
| Teamplay Leader | Hold the highest Support of Objective Score in a round for 100 consecutive seconds | 70 Fans |
| Steal Interrupted | Interrupt a Contestant stealing your Cashout (the stealing contestant stops stealing by any means) | 40 Fans |
| Fortress | Teammate or Contestant successfully stole a Cashout while within 3m of your Barricade, Dome Shield, Mesh Shield, or Goo | 40 Fans |
| Teammate Saved | Eliminate a Contestant who recently damaged or is currently damaging a living teammate | 20 Fans |
| Untouched | Score an Elimination while at Max Health | 40 Fans |
| Flash Assist | Eliminate, or score an Assist against, a contestant hit by your Flashbang | 10 Fans |




















































