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DOC - WELCOME TO ALFA ACTA'S HOME DEFENCE INSTITUTE

ALFA ‌ACTA ‌HOME ‌DEFENSE INSTITUTE OFFICE OF ADMISSIONS - OFFER OF APPOINTMENT

Dear Candidate {Contestant},

On behalf of the McJohnson family, we offer you a conditional appointment to the Operational Readiness Program at ALFA ACTA's Home Defense Institute.

Your performance in The Arena demonstrates the vigilance and healthy suspicion appropriate in candidates who will be defending their homes and property.

Candidates must live up to the McJohnson Standard. That means treating all visitors as unexpected. Even when they are expected.

You will study Perimeter Integrity, Advanced Door Answering, Defensive Landscaping, Residential Escalation, and Applied Neighbor Studies at the Institute.

Final appointment is conditional upon satisfactory performance and the personal approval of Grandma McJohnson.

Congratulations,

ALFA ACTA HOME DEFENSE INSTITUTE

DOC - IF THEY GET INSIDE

HARD PASS™ A Grandma McJohnson Guide to Unwanted Company

Company’s like rain. While a little can be welcome, too much and you’ve got a problem.

FORTIFY Latch the gate. Lock the door. Mind the windows. Remember, good fences save many awkward conversations.

PREPARE Know your exits. Keep what you need close. Pa kept a flashlight by the bed and a shovel by the door. Said between the two, most problems got sorted.

RESTORE Once the trouble’s gone, put things back the way you found ’em. Except the locks. Change all those.

REMEMBER: You don’t have to be rude. But you do have to be ready to be rude.

HARD PASS™

Hospitality Has Limits.

AUDIO LOG - Knock Right Back

TRANSCRIPTION

Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For home defense, press 1. For corporate restructuring, press 2. For weddings and private functions, press 3.

You have selected: Funeral.

Caller: Ah, shit.

Automated Voice: For a traditional horde, press 1. For ceremonial cavalry... Thank you. 11 authentic sack-and-pillage experiences have been added.

Caller: Oh, come on!

Automated Voice: For child-friendly pillaging, press 1

Good luck!

DOC - PROTECTING YOUR PERIMETER

HENDERSON v. ALFA ACTA

EXCERPTS FROM TRIAL TRANSCRIPT


FRANK HENDERSON, previously sworn.
CROSS-EXAMINATION


BY MS. REED, COUNSEL FOR ALFA ACTA:


Q. No one at ALFA ACTA agreed to pay you for mowing the disputed strip. Correct?
A. I didn’t know I was mowing it for ALFA ACTA. Q. You believed it belonged to you.
A. Yes.
Q. So you’re asking my client to pay for your mistake?

MR. COLE, COUNSEL FOR HENDERSON: Objection. Argumentative.
THE COURT: Sustained. Rephrase.
BY MS. REED:


Q. After the survey established ownership, did you stop maintaining the strip?
A. No.
Q. You continued mowing it?
A. Someone had to.
Q. Your neighbor, Senior McJohnson, offered to do it. Is that correct?
A. He offered, yes.
Q. And you refused?
A. He cuts too low. I’ve told him. You get one dry week and the whole thing goes brown.
Q. But you refused his offer.
A. I’ve just explained why.


MS. REED: Nothing further.


[Excerpt resumes at the court’s ruling.]


THE COURT: Mr. Henderson, you have not established that ALFA ACTA requested this work or agreed to compensate you. Judgment is entered for the defendant.


MR. HENDERSON: Then they can mow it.


THE COURT: That concludes the matter.


MR. HENDERSON: An inch and a half. Tell whoever they send.

AUDIO LOG - Now on Nuclear Family TV!

TRANSCRIPTION

Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For our standard 12-man horde, press 1. For specialist personnel, press 2.

You have selected: Oglach the Destroyer.

Caller: What?

Automated Voice: Oglach cannot be canceled once awakened.

Caller: Wait, what?

Automated Voice: For your safety, please remove all mirrors from the property.

Caller: Oh, mother of...

Automated Voice: Please do not attempt to hide. It excites him. Don't stare at him directly.

AUDIO LOG - Know Thy Neighbors

TRANSCRIPTION

Automated Voice: Welcome back to ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For new orders, press 1. For complaints and refunds, press 2.

Please state your complaint.

Caller: They... they took care of the wrong family!

Automated Voice: Did they also take care of the right family?

Caller: Yeah, they did...

Automated Voice: Then your order was fulfilled.

Caller: What?

Automated Voice: A replacement family, free of charge, is on its way. Thank you for calling.

Caller: Thank you...

DOC - BRING YOUR OWN BARRICADE

SUBJECT: FWD: B.Y.O.B. - MEGA HAULER SMASHFEST! FROM: Truck McJohnson

Yo! {Contestant}! Thanks for hyping the housewarming. You got people talking, so I figured you oughta be there when we tear the place up. See you tonight!

Truck

---------- FORWARDED MESSAGE ----------

YOOOOO!!!

What’s cooking, peeps? It’s your favorite OSPUZE stunt master, TRUCK! And I got three words for y’all: MEGA HAULER SMASHFEST!

Bring your own Barricade, grab a Mega Mace, and haul ass over to TRUCK’S MC-VR WORKSHOP! We got big rigs crushing cars, Mega Maces busting stuff up, stupid big jumps, fire where there probably shouldn’t be fire, and enough horsepower to make your grandpappy proud!

It’s a rage room come true, but with four wheel drive!

WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: Truck’s VR Workshop, past the Retro Café, across from Big Earl’s Bait & Tackle
BRING: Your Own Barricade
WEAR: Something impact and fire resistant
RESPAWN: Credits available. Bring busted gear to the workshop and I’ll throw in 3 FREE RESPAWN CREDITS!

If it ain’t broken, HIT IT HARDER!

See you in the pit!

Truck

AUDIO LOG - A Brotherly Business

TRANSCRIPTION

JUNIOR: Are you kidding me, Truck? You bought an entire company without consulting me and then you igno-

TRUCK: and then I made us a whole lot of money.

JUNIOR: I’m still talking.

TRUCK: Baby, Bath and Ballistics is flourishing, and you know it. You’re just pissed cause it wasn’t YOUR idea.

JUNIOR: I’m pissed because you never grow up!

TRUCK: Oh bla bla bla..

JUNIOR: You’re impulsive, irresponsible and still treating my company as your playground.

TRUCK: Oh come on!

JUNIOR: It’s the bicycle all over again.

TRUCK: The bicy-... That was twenty years ago, let it go already!

JUNIOR: It was MY bicycle! You stole it and traded it for a damn goat!

TRUCK: I was trying to...

JUNIOR: Trying to what?

TRUCK: Alright fine… but that goat is the reason we’re all here today.

JUNIOR: No, it’s the reason I still go to therapy!

TRUCK: Therapy? Dad calls a goat ‘the son I always wanted’ ONE time-

JUNIOR: There. Was. A. Portrait!

TRUCK: Okay okay… The portrait might have been too much. And I shouldn’t have stolen your bike…. There, I said it.

JUNIOR: You know what… Good luck with your new investment… See ya.

AUDIO LOG - Secure Your Block. Bring the H.E.A.T.

TRANSCRIPTION

Automated Voice: Thank you for calling ALFA ACTA Rent-A-Horde. For home defense, press 1.

Wonderful! You selected ""Surprise me."" Cancellation would spoil the surprise.

Caller: Uh, what?

Automated Voice: Please stop pressing buttons. We already know what you want.

Caller: What the...

Automated Voice: We've known since you were nine. Your surprise is on its way.

Caller: No, no, no, no!

DOC - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION I

VAIIYA CUSTOMER SUPPORT - CALL TRANSCRIPT

AGENT: Thank you for holding. You were calling about your husband?

CALLER: Yes. He bit me when I tried to get him out from behind the fridge. He’s pulled it right off the wall. I don’t know how he got in there.

AGENT: I’m bringing up his chip status. Has he eaten anything unusual?

CALLER: Half a cereal box. The actual box. There’s nothing wrong with the cereal, I bought it yesterday.

AGENT: And is he responding to his name?

CALLER: No. The microwave went off and he came running, though. Nearly knocked me over.

AGENT: Yes, I see the issue. His chip is running a laboratory calibration profile.

CALLER: What does that mean?

AGENT: It’s a reward-response program used during animal testing. It shouldn’t be available on a consumer chip.

CALLER: What animal?

AGENT: A rat.

CALLER: ...My husband’s behind the fridge because you’ve turned him into a rat?! Are you [REDACTED]

AGENT: Please calm down, ma'am, I can assure you his normal profile is still intact. I will restore it remotely. Can you get him within reach of your phone?\

CALLER: I just told you he bit me! AGENT: Try rustling the cereal bag. [Pause.]

CALLER: He’s... coming out. Martin? Good, yes, over here...

AGENT: Starting the restore. Please give him a piece.

CALLER: Can I put it in a bowl?

AGENT: Of course.

DOC - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION II

SIMULATION REVIEW - FAMILY CAMPING TRIP
★☆☆☆☆

If I could rate this a 0/5 I would!!! booked this for a nice evening with the kids. We’re on our NINTH attempt because neither DISSUN station has fuel and my husband refuses to abandon the car. It is NOT OUR CAR! also someone stole our food again so now he’s drawn up a watch rota for next time. Apparently we’re doing a next time...


do NOT recommend this for families.


PS. I have Fun or Funds™ insurance through work, and I had ZERO fun so I’ll be claiming for all nine sessions. My husband says he’s enjoying it. He can file separately.


RESPONSE FROM PROVIDER
Dear valued participant, thank you for your feedback! We’re delighted to hear your family is engaging with the scenario.

The fuel shortage is an intended challenge. In fact, it is the main challenge. Your progress is saved when you exit, including the vehicle.

We look forward to welcoming you back!

DOC - SERVING UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD JUST LIKE GRANDMA INTENDED.

GRANDMA McJOHNSON’S C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™
Serves 6. More if they know their manners.

YOU’LL NEED:
1 lb mushrooms, chopped
1 onion, diced
2 cans cream of mushroom soup
2 cups sharp cheddar
1 bag frozen green beans
1 good handful fried onions
Salt, pepper, CHEDDAR CHARGE™ sauce to taste
Tater tots, enough to cover
1 sturdy baking dish with defensible sides

METHOD
Brown the mushrooms and onion until they've given up most of their moisture.
Drain thoroughly. A soggy foundation never held anything worth protecting.
Stir in soup, beans, cheese and CHEDDAR CHARGE™ sauce.
Season generously.
Spread evenly in your baking dish.
Arrange the tater tots around the outside first. Secure the perimeter. Work inward until there are no gaps. Gaps invite trouble.

Bake at 375° for 35 minutes.
Add fried onions and more cheddar.
Return to the oven until golden, bubbling, and inhospitable.

Let stand five minutes. Keep an eye on it.

Grandma’s Note: A proper casserole has layers. So does a proper defense. If anybody reaches across the table before grace, use your judgment.

DOC - // CNS SIGNAL OVERRIDE DETECTED

---------------INTERCEPTED EMAIL--------------------

SUBJECT: CNS BREACH
FROM: Marcel
TO: Grandma McJohnson

Mrs. McJohnson,
Please accept my personal apology for the CNS intrusion into ALFA ACTA operations. MultiCo should have caught it sooner.

Our intelligence suggests this was not the work of any CNS faction we’ve encountered before. We’re calling these individuals “The Architects” for now.

I suspect you’d call them something slightly shorter.

VAIIYA has offered to conduct a full security review. I understand you have already declined. Twice.

For what it’s worth, I’ve instructed our people not to interfere with whatever precautions you consider appropriate. I know better than to tell a McJohnson how to secure her own house.

Again, you have my apologies.
Marcel

P.S. Please thank Truck for his kind invitation to that housewarming party. I regret that I am otherwise engaged.

DOC - PROVE THAT GRANDMA KNOWS BEST.

INTERNATIONAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION MEMORANDUM, BOARD EYES ONLY

RE: ALFA ACTA / McJOHNSON RELATIONS

Following extensive consultation with Mrs. McJohnson, the Board recommends formally retiring the terms “excessive,” “dangerously disproportionate,” and “incompatible with normal residential life” from all future ALFA ACTA guidance.

This decision reflects our commitment to constructive dialogue and is in no way related to:
- Mrs. McJohnson’s 47 consecutive days of correspondence.
- The live Goo demonstration in the visitor parking lot.
- Her detailed assessment of each Board member’s home security.
- The photographs accompanying said assessment.
- Her observation that several of us “sleep awful close to a ground-floor window.”

The Association therefore proposes burying the hatchet and establishing a new cooperative relationship with ALFA ACTA.

Mrs. McJohnson has graciously agreed.

Challenges

THE MCJOHNSON STANDARD

MAIN CHALLENGE - WELCOME TO ALFA ACTA'S HOME DEFENSE INSTITUTE

ALFA ACTA recognizes THE FINALS as the preeminent preparedness simulator. Every match tests a candidate's ability to anticipate threats, secure a perimeter, protect what matters and transition to offence from defense effectively.

These are the very skills that underpin successful home defense. Although our initial assessment reveals alarming gaps in your vigilance, the McJohnson family believes you have potential.

We have prepared an Offer of Appointment to the Operational Readiness Program at ALFA ACTA's Home Defense Institute, pending approval from Grandma McJohnson. Congratulations. Please report to the Arena for your baseline training evaluation.

Contracts
Score 20 Eliminations or Assists
Win 1 match in any game mode
Block 1,500 damage with Dome Shield, Mesh Shield, Barricade, or Goo
Earn 1,000 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Pike-556 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // SA1216 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // BFR Titan Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // FCAR Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // XP-54 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // LH1 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
SIGNED BY ALFA ACTA
EPIC
STICKER "Less is not more. More is more" - Junior McJohnson
ACT ACCORDINGLY CAP
RARE
HEADWEAR You've been warned.
FAMILY ISSUE HOODIE
RARE
UPPER BODY Because preparedness runs in the family.
FAMILY ISSUE T
RARE
UPPER BODY Because preparedness runs in the family.

UNEXPECTED COMPANY

MAIN CHALLENGE - IF THEY GET INSIDE

ALFA ACTA research shows most household intrusions begin innocently: "We'll only stay a minute." "Is that coffee I smell?" "Can we sit in the shade?"

Once they're inside, your perimeter has buckled. That's why every ALFA ACTA customer receives our HARD PASS™ home-defense protocol in a pocket-sized brochure.

A combat-proven three-step approach: Fortify. Prepare. Restore.

Head into the Arena and put HARD PASS™ to the test.

Contracts
Deal 200 damage with quick melee
Deal 500 damage to opponents with Mines
Score 10 Eliminations from a distance of 20 meters or more
Earn 2,000 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // FAMAS Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
HARD PASS
EPIC
SPRAY No appointment. No entry. No exceptions.
FUNCTION FLIP
RARE
INSPECT // Frag Grenade An answer to two questions: "will it work?" and "how cool can i look while checking?"
HARD PASS
RARE
EMBLEM No appointment. No entry. No exceptions.
NEIGHBORLY & ARMED
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

THE PANIC BUTTON

SIDE CHALLENGE - WHEN IN DOUBT, PRESS FIRMLY.

Before automated turrets, predictive threat detection, and active residential countermeasures, there was one red button.

One press locked the doors, secured the windows, illuminated the property, and initiated the McJohnson Panic Procedure. Simple enough for any member of the family to operate. Effective enough so that unwanted guests rarely lingered to learn what happened next.

Some ideas don't need improving. They need scaling. Enter the Arena and simulate initiating the Panic Procedure.

Contracts
Glitch 6 opponents in a single match
Deal 250 damage to opponents with gas in a single match
Deal 250 damage to opponents with fire in a single match
Eliminate 10 opponents in a single match


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
LEGENDARY
SKIN // C4 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
HOME SWEET SILO
RARE
BACKGROUND Why settle for a traditional home defense system when you can own the launch codes?

FRONT-DOOR SECURITY

MAIN CHALLENGE - KNOCK RIGHT BACK

ALFA ACTA knows incursions rarely begin with someone yelling "Home Invasion!" More commonly, they start with promotional samples, the smell of baked goods, or with seemingly innocuous statements like "there's a package here for you."

Charity workers. Meter readers. Long-lost cousins. The list goes on. Negative.

The Arena is no different. Protect what matters with the Ding-Dong D.E.NY.™ Protocol: Detect, Engage, NullifY. Head into the Arena and make your opponents regret they ever came knocking.

Contracts
Score 20 Eliminations from a distance of 3 meters of less
Detect 30 opponents
Glitch or nullify 20 opponents
Earn 3,500 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Proximity Sensor Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Sonar Grenade Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // SR-84 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
FUNCTION FLIP
RARE
INSPECT // Sonar Grenade An answer to two questions: "will it work?" and "how cool can I look while checking?"

LAWN & ORDER™

MAIN CHALLENGE - PROTECTING YOUR PERIMETER

Every property ends somewhere. Sadly, the same isn't true of meddlesomeness. Lost footballs. Joggers. Dog walkers. Neighbors shortcutting across your lawn. Slippery incursions that balloon into invasions when boundaries aren't enforced.

You sense this. You know this.

The good news is that countless homeowners trust ALFA ACTA's LAWN & ORDER™ defense package, featuring the tried and trusted ALFA ACTA M60 for reliable everyday perimeter maintenance. Take it into the Arena and mow down any pesky boundary confusion.

Contracts
Lockbolt or Winch Claw 15 opponents
Eliminate opponents close to your team's Cashout Station 20 times
Deal 2,000 damage with M60
Earn 6,000 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
LEGENDARY
SKIN // M60 Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable.
PORCH PATROL
LEGENDARY
EMOTE Keeping the neighborhood safe, one gentle rock at a time.
DO NOT CROSS
RARE
SPRAY The property line is not a suggestion.
LAWN ENFORCER
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

RENT A HORDE™

SIDE CHALLENGE - NOW ON NUCLEAR FAMILY TV!

Living alone? Outnumbered? Perimeter looking a little understaffed? Put ALFA ACTA on speed dial. RENT A HORDE™ delivers a coordinated force straight to your door, ready to protect, support, and overwhelm on demand.

Grandma's taking her best students to Nuclear Family TV to shoot the commercial. Enter the Arena, become the Horde, and give them footage worth airing.

Contracts
Revive 10 teammates
Eliminate an opponent who eliminated your teammate
Restore a total of 1,200 Halth to teammates
Deal 3,000 damage to opponents with Melee weapons


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
FORK FORCE
LEGENDARY
SKIN // Spear Standard equipment for independent siege professionals. Benefits not included.
SURGE PRICING
EPIC
BACKGROUND Set your own hours. Bring your own torch.

THE OTHER FAMILY

MAIN CHALLENGE - KNOW THY NEIGHBORS

According to the National Homeowner Preparedness Association, 7 in 10 families believe their next-door neighbors pose a threat. ALFA ACTA considers this estimate dangerously optimistic. The remaining 3 in 10 are presumably very gullible.

Fortunately, we've prepared a simulation for this type of situation featuring a neighboring family every bit as vigilant, well-equipped, and deeply suspicious as your own. Enter the Arena and settle the property dispute the old-fashioned way.

Contracts
Place 25 Barricades
Deal 600 damage with the Guardian Turret
Deal 200,000 destruction damage
Earn 3,500 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // SH1900 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
ROUND REVIEW
EPIC
INSPECT // SH1900 Inspect the details. Deliver the result.
SUNDAY BEST
EPIC
HEADWEAR You're almost family now. Try to look presentable.
COUNTRY KEEPSAKE
RARE
CHARM Every family holds onto something.

DINNER & DOCTRINE

SIDE CHALLENGE - A FAMILY TRADITION.

Every year, the McJohnsons gather for mandatory family dinner. And every year, Grandma's grandchildren turn it into a competition: which sibling can best teach the next generation of ALFA ACTA candidates?

Loretta McJohnson, Junior and Truck's little sister, has never lost. She doesn't plan to start now.

This year, she picked you.

Learn Loretta's defense doctrine in the Arena and keep her winning streak intact.

Contracts
Score 20 Eliminations with Assault Rifles or the Flamethrower
As a team, get 15 team wipes
Complete 10 successful Cashouts
Eliminate opponents close to your team's Cashout Station 15 times


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Lockbolt Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // P90 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
IN GOOD STANDING
EPIC
HANDS You came for dinner. You left with responsibilities.
SPIN DOCTOR
EPIC
INSPECT // P90 Make sure everything's ready to let loose.
LORETTA'S CHOSEN
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

A WARM WELCOME

MAIN CHALLENGE - SECURE YOUR BLOCK. BRING THE H.E.A.T.

A truck with faded livery? Suspicious. A rowdy sorority party when there's no college nearby? Not likely. A garage sale that attracts outsiders to your block? Profoundly unsettling. A hot-air balloon carrying six unidentified men and a goat descending into your neighborhood? More common than you think.

ALFA ACTA developed the H.E.A.T.™ Response Plan to counter these very real scenarios. Did you know 87.6% of typical neighborhood threats are countered effectively by using overwhelming firepower?

Enter the Arena and put our latest plan through its paces: Hold territory. Expose threats. Arm defenses. Trouble still there? Light it up.

Contracts
Deal 5,000 damage with RPG-7 or M134 Minigun
Set 50 opponents on fire
Detect 50 opponents
Earn 6,000 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
THE ESCALATOR
LEGENDARY
SKIN // RPG-7 For disputes that require distance. Tactical launcher system. Escalation sold separately.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Flamethrower Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.

B.Y.O.B.™

SIDE CHALLENGE - BRING YOUR OWN BARRICADE.

Truck McJohnson just opened his own VR workshop where he intends to simulate real-world scenarios and rehearse his latest stunts. It's perfect for practicing the truck-fueled daredevilry he regularly performs for OSPUZE, but really, anything goes.

It's time to hold a housewarming party. What's the theme? BYOB™. Bring Your Own Barricade.

Now he just needs tough customers and forgiving guests.

Hit the Arena to promote the party, and help make Truck's new business Arena-famous.

Contracts
Deal 150,000 damage to the environment with the C4 or Breach Charge
Block 8,000 damage with Barricades
Destroy or reshape 15 Gadgets or Specializations deployed by opponents
Deal 4,000 damage to opponents with Grenade Launchers


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
LEGENDARY
SKIN // Barricade Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Riot Shield Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
HEAVY TRUCKER
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

GRAND OPENING

SIDE CHALLENGE - A BROTHERLY BUSINESS.

Ramona called Truck with a business opportunity ISEUL-T had turned down. Before she'd finished explaining the commercial prospect, he'd bought Baby, Bath & Ballistics™ without consulting his brother, or more importantly, Grandma.

Truck calls it diversification. Junior says it's the reason Truck's company credit card is revoked.

But that's water under the bridge. Now Truck needs customers. Head into the Arena and make Baby, Bath & Ballistics™ a success even Junior can't argue with.

Contracts
Restore 1,000 Health to teammates
Revive 15 teammates
Earn 150,000 Cash in total in any game mode
Score 20 Headshots from 15 meters away or more


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
TEMPER TANTRUM
RARE
TACTICAL RELOAD // M60 Who needs a reload when you can throw a tantrum?
IN TRUCK WE TRUST
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™

MAIN CHALLENGE - SERVING UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD JUST LIKE GRANDMA INTENDED.

Trouble has a smell. It's not a pleasant one. And once it's in the neighborhood air, it tends to spread. A county fair. A bluegrass concert. A farmers market. A peaceful protest. Halloween.

Harmless community gatherings? Not a chance.

Grandma's cooking up a new lesson for the ALFA ACTA Home Defense School. Test C.A.S.S.E.R.O.L.E.™ in the Arena: Control with Goo. Arm Mines. Secure with Barricades. Suppress with Gas. Entrap with Lockbolts. Reinforce with Mesh Shield. Overwatch using the Guardian Turret. Lock the perimeter. Eliminate.

Contracts
Earn 50,000 Combat Score in total
Earn 50,000 Support Score in total
Earn 50,000 Objective Score in total
Earn 10,000 FANS


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
LEGENDARY
SKIN // Guardian Turret Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Gas Mine Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Explosive Mine Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // AKM Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // ARN-220 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // MGL32 Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
GRANDMA'S FAVORITE
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

FAMILY EMERGENCY DRILL

SIDE CHALLENGE - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION I

A virus has compromised VAIIYA's behavioral chips. As a result, affected individuals exhibit extreme aggression, persistent biting, slurred or garbled speech and impaired coordination. But even more concerning, these folks no longer recognize established property lines! Authorities recommend boarding up windows and porches, locking doors and staying indoors. But that's just basic survival. We're beyond that, and Grandma wants to know you can do better. Enter the Arena, test ALFA ACTA's Family Emergency Loadout, contain the affected, and protect what matters.

Contracts
Win 3 rounds with a Flamethrower, M26 Matter, or Incendiary Grenade in your Loadout
Win 3 rounds with a Mine in your Loadout
Win 3 rounds with a Healing item in your Loadout
Win 3 rounds with a Melee Weapon in your Loadout


Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
LEGENDARY
SKIN // R .357 Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable.
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
RARE
DEPLOY // R .357 From holster to action in the blink of an eye.
BORN TO BALLISTICTS
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

FAMILY CAMPING TRIP

SIDE CHALLENGE - PREPARE FOR THE W.O.R.S.T.™ | SIMULATION II

A global fuel outage has emptied DISSUN stores and dried up gas stations while you're away on a family camping trip. People are flooding into the wilderness for food and water, fighting for every last resource.

Your firearms are back home. Luckily, your camping G.E.A.R.™ isn't.

Grab a Sledgehammer. Equip Dual Blades. Arm a Riot Shield. Ready your Spear. And show Grandma that anything can be a defense tool in the hands of the prepared.

Contracts
Block 15,000 damage using Mesh Shield, Barricade, Dome Shield, or Riot Shield
Score 30 Eliminations using Melee Weapons
Interrupt opponents' movement 15 times using Winch Claw or Lockbolt
Detect 30 opponents
Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
BREAKFAST CLUB
LEGENDARY
SKIN // Sledgehammer For the most important fight of the day.
FIELD RATIONS
RARE
LOWER BACK Hot meals for cold nights and hostile environments.

MODEL HOMEOWNER

MAIN CHALLENGE - PROVE THAT GRANDMA KNOWS BEST.

The International Homeowners Association has questioned whether ALFA ACTA's preparedness and defense practices are "excessive," "dangerously disproportionate," and "incompatible with normal residential life."

Grandma McJohnson respectfully disagrees. So she's invited their board to ALFA ACTA headquarters for a live demonstration using Goo, which clearly no one can complain is excessive, no matter how benign the neighborhood may seem.

You'll be representing the McJohnson Standard Practice in the Arena. The Association crowd is watching. Make Grandma proud.

Handler Comments

Grandma McJohnson: Dangerously disproportionate. Hogwash! Senior would've called that a compliment.

Sometimes the best way to settle an argument is simply to show folks how it's done. They'll be watching you in the Arena.

Grandma McJohnson: Now remember, sweetheart, these Association folks are our guests. So mind your manners.

No gloating. No pointing out obvious deficiencies in their personal security. And don't ask any of 'em how they got here without checking underneath their vehicle.

Grandma McJohnson: Well, sweetheart, I don't know if we changed the Association's mind, but we sure gave 'em something to talk about.

That's how it spreads, honey. One concerned homeowner at a time.

Contracts
Block 5,000 damage using Goo
Restore a total of 2,000 Health to teammates
Eliminate 3 opponents within 10 seconds
Destroy 15 projectiles using the APS Turret
Earn 10,000 FANS
Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
GENERATIONAL WEALTH
LEGENDARY
SKIN // Goo Gun Some families pass down money. The McJohnsons prefer something more reliable.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Goo Grenade Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.
ALFA ACTA'S OWN
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

THE PRICE OF FEAR

SIDE CHALLENGE - CNS SIGNAL OVERRIDE DETECTED

ALFA ACTA teaches you to lock the door.
Watch the neighbors. Build the wall. Buy another turret.

Funny how every new thing you're told to fear comes with something they're wiling to sell you.

Here's something ALFA ACTA doesn't measure: what happens when you stop being afraid of each other.

Open the door.Tear down the walls. Help someone back up. Fix your neighbour’s fence. They sell fear. You dont have to buy it.

Contracts
Feel Pain
(Heal 1,500 health passively)
Seek Community
(Use "Hello" Ping 5 times)
Tear down walls
(Deal 200,000 destruction damage)
Minimize Waste
(Deal 1,000 damage with SR-84)
Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
WEATHER THE STORM
EPIC
UPPER BODY They taught us to feat the storm. We learned to face it together.

MCJOHNSON APPROVED

MAIN CHALLENGE - SUPPER AT YOURS. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

You've secured the home. Defended the property line. Watched over your neighbors. Prepared for the worst and proven that when trouble comes knocking, you don't just answer. You're ready.

There's not much left for ALFA ACTA to teach you.

Enter the Arena and put everything you've learned into practice. Show the world what McJOHNSON APPROVED looks like.

Then hurry home and set the table. The whole family's coming for dinner.

Handler Comments

Grandma McJohnson: Well now, sweetheart. Look how far you've come. You've shown me everything I needed to see.

So that's enough tests. Set the table, hun. We're coming for dinner. And yes, we'll knock!

Grandma McJohnson: You've heard enough from this old woman, honey. You know what to watch for. You know who to look after. And you know what to do when trouble comes knocking.

Go on. I'm watching.

Grandma McJohnson: Well, sweetheart... I reckon that's that. You've shown me everything I needed to see. Senior would've liked you. I know I do.

There's an old McJohnson heirloom I've been saving for the right person. Welcome to the family, honey.

Contracts
Interrupt an opponents stealing Cashout, 10 times
Earn a total of 500,000 Cash
Score 150 Eliminations or assists
Revive 35 teammates
Earn 10,000 FANS
Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
OPERATIONAL DOCTRINE
LEGENDARY
SPRAY Policy in practice.
THE FAMILY ARGUMENT
LEGENDARY
SKIN // SA1216 McJohnson family records mention this heirloom seventeen years before they mention indoor plumbing.
LOADS OF TROUBLE
EPIC
EMPTY RELOAD // SA1216 More shells than sense.
SPOTLESS RECORD
RARE
INSPECT // SA1216 Keep your weapon in pristine condition with an Arena-approved polish.
SPOTLESS RECORD
COMMON
TITLE Wear it like Grandma's watching.

NOT FOR COMPANY

SIDE CHALLENGE - P.E.A.C.E. CENTER SUBLEVEL CLEARANCE

There are parts of every home guests aren't expected to wander into. At ALFA ACTA headquarters, those parts begin five floors below ground.

Access to the lower P.E.A.C.E. Center is restricted to family members, authorized personnel, and individuals who have demonstrated sufficient judgment under simulated emergencies.

Please don't make us change the locks again. Complete your Arena assessment to gain access.

Handler Comments

Grandma McJohnson: Mama had one room we weren't allowed into without permission. Naturally, that made it the most interesting room in the house.

Grandma McJohnson: Now don't go getting too curious, honey. Most of what's downstairs is perfectly ordinary.

Emergency supplies. Archives. Testing facilities.

Most of it.

Grandma McJohnson: You passed, honey. That gets you through the first blast door. And before you ask, no, five floors down isn't the bottom.

Not even close.

Contracts
As a team, open 10 Vaults
Eliminate 30 opponents close to your Cashout
Detect 30 opponents
Set opponents on fire in a single match, 3 times
Challenge Rewards
Icon Name Rarity Type Description
FAMILY FIRST
LEGENDARY
OUTFIT In a crisis, the McJohnsons protect their own. You know whose side you're on.
CODE COMPLIANT
EPIC
SKIN // Gas Grenade Approved for household use under most foreseeable circumstances.

Signature Plays

Name Description Reward
Group Glitch Glitch 2 or more opponents at the same time 20 Fans
Trap Triggered Score an Elimination using a Mine, or damage-dealing Deployable. 70 Fans
Perimeter Held Block 400 damage with a Mesh Shield, Riot Shield or Dome Shield 5 Fans
Reclaimed Cashout Score a Successful Cashout after stealing it back from an opposing Team. 40 Fans
Rations Heal 500 Damage to yourself or Teammates 10 Fans
Unknown
Interception Block 1 projectiles using APS Turret 10 Fans
Home Defence As a Team, score a Team Wipe while you own a Cashout 70 Fans
Reuniter Reach a Revive Streak of 2 within 20 seconds 20 Fans
Back-to-back Cashout Reach a Cashout Streak of 2 in the same round 70 Fans
Unknown
Panopticon Spot 3 Contestants using a Prox Sensor, Sonar Grenade, Tracking Dart or Manual Ping 20 Fans
Grounded Winch or Lockbolt a Mid-air Opponent 40 Fans
Teamplay Leader Hold the highest Support of Objective Score in a round for 100 consecutive seconds 70 Fans
Steal Interrupted Interrupt a Contestant stealing your Cashout (the stealing contestant stops stealing by any means) 40 Fans
Fortress Teammate or Contestant successfully stole a Cashout while within 3m of your Barricade, Dome Shield, Mesh Shield, or Goo 40 Fans
Teammate Saved Eliminate a Contestant who recently damaged or is currently damaging a living teammate 20 Fans
Untouched Score an Elimination while at Max Health 40 Fans
Flash Assist Eliminate, or score an Assist against, a contestant hit by your Flashbang 10 Fans